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The "Bone House"

Updated: Aug 30, 2019

Real estate scarcity, and not in Manhattan.


What do you do when the local graveyard is full and you have new customers? Naturally, you dig up the bones, paint the skulls and put them in the bone house.


We strolled the length of Hallstatt, arriving at the local church and cemetery.



I'll Take the Herbs

I've noticed in Austria that they put little gardens on each grave. Some have flowers, other have herbs...I'd choose the latter.



Sir, Your Flight is Overbooked

I wonder if there is some type of credit when you're moved out of your grave to make space for a different customer? Do they offer a $200 credit, perhaps a free drink ticket? If these 600+ folk could talk, we'd find out.



Afterlife volunteers?

Local Halloween haunted houses will seem ordinary from here on out.

Maybe this is where Mike Tyson got inspiration for his tattoo?

I'd say graveyard real estate in Hallstatt is a solid investment.


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